Lifestyle December 10, 2015

5 crazy things airlines must have on a plane

5 crazy things airlines must have on a plane

When I do long haul flights, I am thankful there is a clean toilet close to landing time! And here she is worried about not having a shower 🙂

This video is meant to be satirical but in my opinion it is yet another example that points out the vast difference between the haves and the have nots. Taking a cue from the tone of the ad, here are my 5 crazy things airlines must have on a plane

  1. Internet Connection Free Internet Connection – Now if airlines wanted real sticky loyalty, here is what they should be looking to give; free internet to everyone aboard. I mean everyone. First class to cattle err economy class
  2. Selfie Stations – What use is free internet if you can’t take tonnes of pictures and post on social media. Right? Every airplane should have a selfie station with cool props like the pilot’s cap, stewardess hat etc. etc.
  3. Champagne – Every single passenger must be given champagne. Don’t the airlines tell us that they value us and all that? So a tall flute of bubbly is how you welcome guests aboard!
  4. PlayPen – Now this is for the harried mothers. You’ve handed her a glass to relax herself and before she knows it the feisty toddler has struck it out on to the floor. Get them kids on a playpen with toys, some cartoons, maybe a bit of sand. The mothers can actually rest while those nannies watch over the kids
  5. Jacuzzi – A long haul flight means sore aching limbs. A quick dip in the jacuzzi would be the perfect solution. No?
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  • Reply Prasad Np December 13, 2015 at 2:50 am

    Some wish list I would be happy even if one of them comes true.. 🙂

    … BTW an airline in Europe is planning to put passengers in Cargo bin without any windows for cheap tickets… there goes the Jacuzzi 😛

    • Reply Ankita December 13, 2015 at 11:34 am

      Hehe… wishful thinking Prasad… Yes cargo seats waala toh too much ho gaya. Economically, it probably makes sense but I am worried corporates would start sending employees there to save money!

  • Reply Aditi December 12, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    Haha! Free internet, jacuzzi, me wants all! 😉 Let’s make a plea to the airlines! 😉

    • Reply Ankita December 13, 2015 at 11:35 am

      Just share this link Aditi… if it goes viral, the airlines will see it 🙂

  • Reply Archana Kapoor December 12, 2015 at 2:11 am

    I want it all :-p

    • Reply Ankita December 13, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Yea…. would be awesome na?

  • Reply rupam { xhobdo } December 11, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Nice post 🙂

  • Reply richa singh December 11, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    jacuzzi! Me wants 😀

    • Reply Ankita December 11, 2015 at 7:40 pm

      🙂 me too

  • Reply Chaicy December 11, 2015 at 10:56 am

    Just Like Jennifer Aniston said, A Bar and Spa is what I’d love on a plane too.

    – Style.. A Pastiche – New OOTD Post

    • Reply Ankita December 18, 2015 at 8:05 am

      If everyone had those, it would not be so bad now.. would it?

  • Reply Sangeeta December 10, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    I love the emirates ad. It’s quirky in its own way.

    • Reply Ankita December 11, 2015 at 10:03 am

      Yea… it is so cool…!

  • Reply verushka December 10, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    sounds like bliss

    • Reply Ankita December 11, 2015 at 10:03 am

      If only they agree… it will be like bliss 🙂

  • Reply Sid December 10, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    Nice one, Anks!
    I’ve been lucky to fly the A380 first class from London to Dubai and it was simply awesome; Truth be told, I was upgraded because i flew on Christmas day and they were almost empty.
    But over the 8 hour flight, it was fabulous!
    But yes, I get the satire – you should write more 🙂

    • Reply Ankita December 11, 2015 at 10:01 am

      Ooh… that is awesome…. would have been easier for the crew to serve only one class so they must have sent everyone there 😛

      Thank you for liking it… I am always scared of humor falling flat! and to get appreciation from you… cherry on the cake!

  • Reply Suman Kher December 10, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    He he! All amenities for all passengers is a bit of a stretch!! But yeah! Business and first class is a bit too pampered. Spouse takes it for granted now!

    • Reply Ankita December 11, 2015 at 9:58 am

      Can imagine! lucky him I must say…

  • Reply U K December 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    I loved this.. You should write more of these sides. You have a knack for subtle humorous writing.

    • Reply Ankita December 18, 2015 at 8:05 am

      🙂 will surely attempt it.. my writing has been called dry so it is good that this new style is being appreciated… thanks UK!

  • Reply ak December 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    Playpen would be a great thing. Handling kids on plane might turn out to be a nightmare, when the fellow passengers give those looks.

    Lol at Champenge. They charge thrice the actual price for a coke. Let then first come to normal market value. 😛
    I think the first class guys get free champenge and all those free eminities.

    Hehe. Jacuzzi! Leg space is a growing problem with inrreasing passengers and cramped airplanes. While we are at it, a spa treatment for the feet would be a great addition too. 😛

    Well written post. 🙂

    • Reply Ankita December 10, 2015 at 7:33 pm

      That was quick AK… A spa treatment sounds wonderful… like those automated massagers in malls and airports!

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